monkeyfrog:

covertheearth:

Tom and I solved this problem a long time ago. You see, he never put the roll back on the holder. He’d just break out a new roll and leave it on the back of the tank. I told him that he should do it every time it runs out on him. He’d say yes. And then I’d see this happening.
Now we don’t have a holder at all. The roll sits on the back of the tank. Problem solved!
(One of the things the house has is two bathrooms. There will be lines drawn, and towels monogrammed. I really just need my own house I think. And conjugal visits.)

YES. Next time, this.

Detweiler and whlteXbread and I were just talking about this. As the Unofficial Host of Traveling Tooters in Chicago, I could tell you who among us is an Over (correct!) and who is an Under (so very, very wrong).
For a small fee, of course.

monkeyfrog:

covertheearth:

Tom and I solved this problem a long time ago. You see, he never put the roll back on the holder. He’d just break out a new roll and leave it on the back of the tank. I told him that he should do it every time it runs out on him. He’d say yes. And then I’d see this happening.

Now we don’t have a holder at all. The roll sits on the back of the tank. Problem solved!

(One of the things the house has is two bathrooms. There will be lines drawn, and towels monogrammed. I really just need my own house I think. And conjugal visits.)

YES. Next time, this.

Detweiler and whlteXbread and I were just talking about this. As the Unofficial Host of Traveling Tooters in Chicago, I could tell you who among us is an Over (correct!) and who is an Under (so very, very wrong).

For a small fee, of course.

(Reblogged from monkeyfrog)

Notes

  1. whltexbread reblogged this from lindstifa and added:
    I don’t remember this. But it DOES explain a certain burning sensation in a certain unexpected place. DETWEILER.
  2. lindstifa reblogged this from monkeyfrog and added:
    YES. Next time, this. Detweiler and whlteXbread...talking about this. As
  3. miss4n6tx reblogged this from monkeyfrog and added:
    I’m that annoying person who visits your house and changes it from A to B.
  4. xntrek reblogged this from monkeyfrog and added:
    YES. Next time, this. The toilet at...toilet. One is an A
  5. yodelmachine reblogged this from sendchocolate and added:
    I love Type B for the same reason cats do. You don’t need opposable thumbs to operate it. Just swat madly at the roll,...
  6. sendchocolate reblogged this from accuratelyawesome and added:
    I remember when Oprah did a poll on this. Her studio audience really argued! Type A with cats is the only way to go....
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  8. danielsaurus reblogged this from myidentity and added:
    The real question is: why do people care what side the loose end is on? I don’t pay attention when I refill it, and it...
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