(Reblogged from beefranck)

I couldn’t say “granny” so she was Neeney. #tbt

Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.

Amen, Louis Pasteur.

(via darkryemag)

Preach.

(Reblogged from food52)

The store’s biggest day of the year is Saturday. My coffee intake is quadrupled. My boss is way supportive.

I request that you do not schedule showings for this Sunday, April 13. I am putting in long days this week in preparation for a big event that will have me on my feet for at least 20 hours on Saturday. I ask that no showings be scheduled for this Sunday so that I can recover on my couch while wearing yoga pants and eating an enormous pizza while keeping my dignity in tact.
I just sent this email to my landlord. So help me god, if they show my apartment on Sunday I *will* disrobe and speak in tongues and maybe froth a little at the mouth.

yodelmachine:

tattoo plan/life advice

I’m in.

(Reblogged from yodelmachine)

A good-bye do for the first of the Fremont/Grace exonerees. (at Uncommon Ground)

Books and knitting stuff: packed. Laundry: done.
Two-mile walk: done.
Beer and nap time: now.

(Reblogged from unfuckyourhabitat)

Happy. (at Blum Animal Hospital)