Queen Lindstifa

Sep 18

I'm not sure this is what the FaceTime creators had in mind.

The 11YO: You can watch me play video games!

The 7YO: This is my eyeball. These are my boogers. This is my uvula. Did you see it? DID YOU SEE MY UVULA?

The 4YO: Hi Tucker! I hope you have a good dog fart day!

Now with 85% less hair.

Now with 85% less hair.

I feel 20 pounds lighter.

I feel 20 pounds lighter.

Sep 17

naimhejeanne:

Lindsay wants my wine. Somehow that seems appropriate.

 I taught her everything she knows. Such a good goat.

naimhejeanne:

Lindsay wants my wine. Somehow that seems appropriate.

I taught her everything she knows. Such a good goat.

Sep 14

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Sep 13

Post-brunch roadie.

Post-brunch roadie.

I could totally make out with Chicago right now.

I could totally make out with Chicago right now.

putyouinabettermood:

Aww Circa 1940. via http://ift.tt/1tQq5ST putyouinabettermood.com

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putyouinabettermood:

Aww Circa 1940. via http://ift.tt/1tQq5ST putyouinabettermood.com

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