Queen Lindstifa: Archive

I keep forgetting to post the Tucker pics to the Tucker blog. Sorry, non-Tucker followers.

Feb 1st

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Feb 1st

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It appears the way to your heart is through your liver. At least for the ladies.

Feb 1st

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(I was also out of lots of things and restocking in general I swear I won’t eat/drink this all this week. Maybe.) (Except the cheese. That’ll be gone for sure.)

Feb 1st

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I have a slight Nebbiolo obsession.

Feb 1st

The816: Concepts We Need to Create Words For →

the816: Coworkers with whom you’ve worked for several months and see daily, but never properly introduced yourself to. When someone is speaking, you turn to a friend and make a face as to say “What the fuck is he talking about?” and you do not receive the “I know! Right?” response-look that you were…

Feb 1st

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halfbakedidea replied to your post: What 5 years living in Boston taught me about blizzards. but what of the bread? what of the milk?? Pretty sure you meant to say string cheese and wine.

Jan 31st

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What 5 years living in Boston taught me about...

You’ll need booze. You’ll need food. Do not attempt shopping for #1 or #2 within 24 hours of predicted snow Guess who has a Zip Car tonight.

Jan 31st

damselesque replied to your post: The Sweeneys are coming to town this weekend and they want to play with you! Wheeeeee! I know! So excited! Wheeeeeeeee! Squeeeeeee! Other noises!!!

Jan 31st

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atsween replied to your post: The Sweeneys are coming to town this weekend and they want to play with you! Maybe. Meh. Whatever.

Jan 31st

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spratt replied to your post: You assholes are pretty good (bad) with the puns Kiss My Knits. Lindsay’s Knitting ‘n Shit. Knittaaaas, Mount Up. I love you, Steff.

Jan 31st

weselec replied to your post: You assholes are pretty good (bad) with the puns no wait - KNITS ‘N’ ASS Inso?

Jan 31st

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The Sweeneys are coming to town this weekend and...

Hey Chicago(ish)igans, We’ll be at Jack’s Bar & Grill/404 Wine Bar at 2856 N. Southport for food and drinks starting at 6:00 this coming Saturday (Feb 5). Jack’s is pretty special in that it is half wine bar & half sports bar. Guess where Beth and I will be! Just kidding, there are huge tables on the Jack’s side so we can all be together (no touching!) and...

Jan 31st

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You assholes are pretty good (bad) with the puns

Keep them coming. So far we have: Lindsington Square Lindswear The Crotchety Crocheter Lindfinite Loop On Bended Needle KnittyGritty Unhealthy Patterns Knitpickin’! The Yarnsmith Mittinz n’ MoreKnitstiffy Seldersware I’m tired and I can’t stop yarning Some play on the word Loop Knifty Knick Knacks Knitted Knby Knlinds Knevermind Kno Knits Kncool Kni’ll Knstop Steve Wontstifyou ...

Jan 31st

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swamibooba answered your question: Name my Etsy shop? I can’t remember off the top of my head, but wasn’t there a character in Steel Magnolias who was knitting in a scene? I think it was Sally Fields. Fun fact: Shortly after this movie Julia Roberts was in KC with Kiefer Sutherland while he was filming some movie in town, I can’t remember what it was. Julia Roberts shopped at the yarn...

Jan 31st

Name my Etsy shop?

If I do open an Etsy shop, what should I name it? The only thing I can think of is Knitstifa, and how lame is that?

Jan 31st

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MY MTV's 120 MINUTES PLAYLIST →

kellydeal: Anyway, here it is. 50 songs. 3.5 hours. This work day chair-dance party is brought to you by Kelly Deal, 120 minutes, and an extra large coffee.

Jan 31st

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Jan 31st

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Jan 31st

I could really go for a beer right now.

Jan 31st

Eight hours of knitting

I ran out of yarn for Leah’s blanket with only 6 rows to go. Sock 1 for the giant stepbrother is ready for grafting. Totally caught up on House, Modern Family, and most of the season of SUV. I had a Snickers for lunch. And it was awesome. I can’t see straight.

Jan 31st

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Jan 31st

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Jan 30th

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Jan 30th

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Jan 30th

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damselesque replied to your photo: Do you ever wish you could just hide away in a… Nope. I forgot to mention the wine. There would of course be lots of wine.

Jan 30th

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♫ Wide awake wide awake wide awakewakewake Wide awake wide awake wide awakewakewake Wide awake wide awake wide awakewakewake Wide awaaaaaaaaaaaaake Wide awakewakewake ♫

Jan 29th

It should go without saying that if you buy a hat...

I will use the dog as a model and also I’ll wear the hat while dancing around the living room, waving around various kitchen utensils and photographing myself.

Jan 29th