Queen Lindstifa: Archive

Dammit, he's right.

Me: WHY ARE THEY ON THEIR HONEYMOON AT CHRISTMAS IF THEY MARRIED IN JUNE?
Me: Space/time travel aside.
Friend: Obviously, they traveled forward in time 5,000 years and six months because Christmas is the sexiest time of the year.

Dec 31st

Dammit, he's right.

Me: WHY ARE THEY ON THEIR HONEYMOON AT CHRISTMAS IF THEY MARRIED IN JUNE?
Me: Space/time travel aside.
Friend: Obviously, they traveled forward in time 5,000 years and six months because Christmas is the sexiest time of the year.

Dec 31st

I’m a little pissed I didn’t get around to kicking 2010’s ass sooner. Would have been nice to get in just one more punch.

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I was going to bitch about the tourists downtown.

But then one of them offered me his seat on the train.

Dec 29th

Patrickdanger

Was that english? I don’t even know.

Dec 29th

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frageelay replied to your post: Know what’s awesome? So when are you launching your Etsy shop? I am considering an Etsy shop as a way to finance the travel I’m hoping to do this summer. My challenge is creating enough inventory to sell. I could go with custom orders but I would hate to feel on the line for doing something I love. I’m afraid it would take away some of the...

Dec 29th

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Know what's awesome?

Looking around the train and realizing you could have made every one your fellow passengers’ hats. Handmade FTW!

Dec 29th

Two

And some other stuff.

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Truthful Tuesday

I had a cookie for breakfast.

Dec 28th

Natalie Portman Is Engaged and Pregnant!

rsmallbone: dascola: fynatalieportman: Her reps confirmed to People that she’s engaged to Benjamin Millepied and pregnant with her first child! I’m so happy for her, congrats Natalie! :) Fuck. When she told me she was pregnant, I told her I just wasn’t cut out to raise more kids. “Go, find a Frenchman to raise our children. He will teach them about cheese and smoking,” I said. Wait....

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Water Polo

whenparentstext: Mom: So we’re at the hotel in Washington and your dad wanted me to tell you “I was sitting on the pot and my balls hit the water… Eat your heart out, son.” Future text from Frageelay to her kiddos.

Dec 24th

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