February 2010
I fucking love the Sweens
Also, nice haircut, Jason.
January 2010
I’m having a very hard time telling my friend what qualifies as a hipster. Can you do better?
http://whileyouweresleeping.tumblr.com/post/3621090... →
whileyouweresleeping:
Me: I’m gonna zone out once I’m on that plane. Him: I hope you crash. Me: [wide-eyed] Him: What. Me: [slack-jawed] Him: OHMYGODSLEEP I MEANT SLEEP Me: [cries a little]
I can actually see this conversation in my mind.
21cp:
Here’s a quick interview Jeff did with...
That baby goat was a boy, the other two are girls.
monkeyfrog:
Photos as they become available. They’re all doing great so far in spite of the frigid weather. I’m listening to them cry over the phone and I think my milk’s coming in.
Goat Aunt!
Congratulations! Your Goat Self must be very proud.
That better not be for me.
I’m a Cubs fan.
My boyfriend has Celine Dion on his iPod. What should I do?
BLOCK LUCKYSHIRT
OMG AIMEE
TAKE IT BACK.
Download: History Of Chicago Music 1908-1980 →
The good people over at the Numero Group, Chicago’s (the world’s?) preeminent soul historians have dug even deeper into garages and basements, far beyond ’60s and ’70s dusties, to put together a chronological megamix of our city’s musical development—starting way, way back in 1908. You know, when the Cubs were last winners. THAT long ago.
Last summer, the mix was premiered at Millennium Park’s...
Coworker: Do you want any pizza?
Me: No thanks.
Coworker: Are you sure you don't want any?
Me: Of course I *want* pizza. But I am not going to have pizza, no.
Coworker: So you'll be able to handle me coming back with pizza and sitting next to you, and you not having any pizza.
Me: One slice. Pepperoni.
A Lesson from Wine Country
Napa Soap Company’s Figs & Zinfandel bar soap smells exactly like Debbie Gibson’s Electric Youth perfume.
(Blue mascara and mall hair sold separately.)
Holy shit, you can still buy the perfume here.
That was a fourth draft.
wordishness asked: If you absolutely had to choose between being in a climate that's too hot (I mean, really freaking hot) and one that's too cold (really really cold), which would you choose? Why?
I don't feel like I'm a part of this anymore.
(via rrrrred)
You’re a part of me.
Anonymous asked: Or do you love me so much you dare not speak my name?
Please don’t be butt-hurt if I didn’t mention you. It’s not because I don’t like you; it’s because I don’t like you as much as others.
scottmcdowell you're so next.
kellydeal asked: So who was YOUR FAVORITE person you met in San Francisco this weekend? None of this,"Oh, EVERYONE was great!" stuff either. Pick one and only one!
Nooooooooooooooo! →
Watchtinyclicks:
Here We Go, San Francisco!
I summoned all of my creative energies and auras and released them into Final Cut to create a moving (both literal and spiritual) tribute to the SFTU. Please join me on this 1:55 journey into the ether of the soul oh god pass me the brain bleach.
But seriously folks, it’s all of my SFTU pictures set to a sweet Bouncing Souls song and tied together with...
I’ll wipe your star.
Chicago(ish) Tweetups →
While in SF a lot of people asked about our Chicago(ish) tweetups. We get together pretty regularly here in the Windy City, and we would love to have you join us next time.
The next scheduled event is April 10, and our tireless organizer Frageelay is looking at the end of June or mid-late July for the summer edition.
If you’re interested in learning more please see this post from Frageelay...
I think jerkfaces is a term of endearment.
eoporto:
This might explain why I’m single.
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Shane might hear you!
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Lucky & Mary →
Reblogging because I hadn’t heard the full story until this weekend, and when Biorthymist told me about it I started crying in the middle of the lobby of the hotel, and then when I read it just now I started crying again. So yeah. Read this. Watch this.
XOXO and tons and tons of luck to you guys.
PSA for a better world
irreverend:
It’s been years since I swapped my AAA membership for a Better World Club card (because AAA lobbies against environmental legislation and BWC lobbies for it … also because BWC offers roadside assistance for cyclists).
But AAA is such an institution that giving it up for ideology seemed impractical and a little scary. I’ve never felt totally comfortable with the decision—until now.
...
And *this* is what I come home to?
A bottle of Hendricks from Danielle and Richard.
A clean apartment with clean sheets on the bed, also from Danielle and Richard.
Homemade macaroni and cheese from Tracey.
A pair of men’s sweatpants, gray. (TJ? Richard?)
Love notes in the fridge and on the counter from Danielle.
Sheesh. What assholes, eh?
"What is this?" - stranger in the gelato place
“It’s gelato, you fucking ignorant bitch.” - @porto_rock
“It’s a natural product. Unlike anything on you.” - @califmom
Sloganeerist
You were missed more than you know.
