December 2009
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KELLYDEAL!!
For your birthday I am publicly stating that I love you 100000000000 times more than Shane!
You’re welcome!
everydaydude:
I fear that I’ve recently become the lead-footed heel-walker of an upstairs neighbor and also money-in-a-ball in the pocket guy. Shiiiit.
hot damn, I love me some everydaydude.
Things that hurt after a day of sledding and ice...
Head
Neck
Throat
Shoulders
Elbows
Fingers
Ribs
Abs
Butt
Hamstrings
Quads
Ankles
Also..
4 year-old (looking at a Budweiser billboard featuring Clydesdales): Look! Horsies! BIG horsies!
Me: And look at their hairy feet!
4 year-old: Oh. That's... correct.
I will be a *great* mom.
6 year-old: I'm thirsty.
Me: Go eat snow.
Words with friends. I'm lindstifa.
My brother convinced me to join and now he’s kicking my ass. You can, too!
Remember?
atsween:
Remember when you were a kid and you saw an incredible movie — like “Star Wars” — and when you left the movie you couldn’t think straight? When the world of the movie was superimposed over your mind’s eye? When your Dad had to grab your arm to keep you from walking into lampposts? When he had to say your name three times just to tell you the car was over here, Jason Jason Jason, over...
The Boy is in town.
I met his friends from the neighborhood last night. He’s taking me to dinner tonight.
Happiness is so weird.
My goodness, you roflchestafarians are beautiful.
No, YOUR coworkers are crazy. Crazy AWESOME.
Shedd’s Newest Baby Beluga: Photo gallery →
Awwwwwwwww!
My place smells like heaven.
squibble:
This brisket has been roasting for about 3 hours now. About 2 hours away from perfection.
But in the meantime, I’m getting HUNGRY.
Brisket = ARB. It’s my favorite.
Dear Internet,
I slept through the night last night for the first time in a week. You have been warned.
xoxo,
Linds
I like it when Swamibooba gives us homework.
Am I the only one disturbed when Anthony Michael...
I missed Boston for about .09848274 seconds
“What about you, Loud-Mouth? What Southie piece of trash did you trick into marrying you?”
Ben Compton is a really good driver.
I think a really healthy thing for all of us would...
weselec:
I nominate Ben Compton.
Ugh. Not that guy.
That's some good Chicken Alfredo.
WHAT does THIS SPRING mean, exactly?
You have just been given a box of 64 Crayola crayons. For which color do you reach first? by giromide
This is not an inspired answer. My favorite color combination: indigo, orange, and gray.
Ask me anything
What the hell is that on your shoulder!? by giromide
I’m waiting for the biopsy to come back. THANKS A LOT I’M NOT STRESSED ABOUT IT AT ALL.
Ask me anything
JimRay don't you DARE make me heart a post...
Gratuitous Paragraph About You Wednesday
Stupid cold and flu season and stupid winter weather and stupid dog requiring walks at several. times. of. day. I’m home sick from work for the second time this week. Can’t seem to shake whatever it is. So I’ll be drugged and under the covers for as much of the day as my job (and dog) will allow. It must have rained all night because the snow has melted and it’s just kinda,...
Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver, the other is gold.