(Reblogged from garbagefingers)


Tomorrow is going to be ridiculous. Like, RIDICULOUS.

I worked 13 hours today. Took a shot with one of our owners and shared a glass of Riesling with the other. Had the loveliest conversation with the husband of the woman who makes the cheese that changed my life. Got a hug from the best cheese maker in the US. I’m kind of out of body right now.

Tomorrow is going to be ridiculous. Like, RIDICULOUS.

(Reblogged from beefranck)

I couldn’t say “granny” so she was Neeney. #tbt

Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.

Amen, Louis Pasteur.

(via darkryemag)


(Reblogged from food52)

The store’s biggest day of the year is Saturday. My coffee intake is quadrupled. My boss is way supportive.

I request that you do not schedule showings for this Sunday, April 13. I am putting in long days this week in preparation for a big event that will have me on my feet for at least 20 hours on Saturday. I ask that no showings be scheduled for this Sunday so that I can recover on my couch while wearing yoga pants and eating an enormous pizza while keeping my dignity in tact.
I just sent this email to my landlord. So help me god, if they show my apartment on Sunday I *will* disrobe and speak in tongues and maybe froth a little at the mouth.


tattoo plan/life advice

I’m in.

(Reblogged from yodelmachine)