I'm not sure this is what the FaceTime creators had in mind.

The 11YO: You can watch me play video games!

The 7YO: This is my eyeball. These are my boogers. This is my uvula. Did you see it? DID YOU SEE MY UVULA?

The 4YO: Hi Tucker! I hope you have a good dog fart day!

Now with 85% less hair.

I feel 20 pounds lighter.

naimhejeanne:

Lindsay wants my wine. Somehow that seems appropriate.

I taught her everything she knows. Such a good goat.

(Reblogged from naimhejeanne)

erikkwakkel:

Dog prints in medieval chained library

I made this image in the chained library “De Librije” in the Dutch city of Zutphen. Established in 1564, everything about this place is still precisely as it was, including the tiles on the floor. Remarkably, throughout the library there are tiles with a dog’s paw prints. These 450-year-old traces of a large dog come with a local legend. One night, a monk called Jaromir was reading in the library while enjoying a meal of chicken, delivered to him by some nuns. He was not supposed to do this: not only does one not eat in a library, but he was also going through a period of fasting. Then suddenly the devil appeared in the form of a dog, scaring the living daylights out of the monk. The devil ate the chicken and locked the monk inside as a punishment - as devils do. Knowing the story, it’s hard to ignore the prints when admiring the books. 

Pics (top my own): Zutphen, Librije Chained Library. More on the legend on the library’s website, also source for lower pic, here (in Dutch).

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(Reblogged from erikkwakkel)

pocketcuntents:

comeondiejung:

tgifreitag:

do-not-touch-my-food:

Deep Fried Pickle Poppers

STOP IT

THATS ILLEGAL IM CALLING THE POLICE

Cbjgdvkofvklhssjk

Wanty

The bartender this morning accidentally dropped a cheese cube in the pickle jar. We just looked at each other with excited looks and then she threw another one in for me. It was delicious.

(Source: do-not-touch-my-food)

(Reblogged from pocketcuntents)

Post-brunch roadie.

I could totally make out with Chicago right now.

putyouinabettermood:

Aww Circa 1940. via http://ift.tt/1tQq5ST putyouinabettermood.com

Unf

(Reblogged from chatblanc)