I woke up in my own bed, Tucker came home from the boarders, and I had tacos for dinner. I tell you this so you’ll know the competition this message had for my favorite part of today.

nicky36:

Because I felt like it was important to explain it.

I laughed so hard diet coke came out my nose.

(Reblogged from nicky36)

3 days at the boarders plus vaccinations and a preventative Benadryl shot. This is one tired puppy. (Taken with instagram)

Full text of an email I just received from a co-worker.

When are we getting drunk with dogs?

I’m almost done with my WIP.

4 rows of stitching, 2 seams to graft, 8 billionty ends to weave in, then a soak and a rest.

It’s going to be hard to concentrate at work all day. Hands are gettin’ itchy. 

nationalgeographicdaily:

Lotus Bloom, Maryland
Photo: Stephanie Lane

Looking like a lemon torte on a plate of petals, a lotus blooms in a Maryland garden pool. The chartreuse circle, three inches (eight centimeters) in diameter, is dotted with 23 seed holders and ringed by immature pollen sacs.

Immature Pollen Sacs is my new fake band name.

(Reblogged from nationalgeographicdaily)
beefranck:

fuckyeahcraft:

Found on a blog via google search, I have no idea of the origin, but awesome right?!  
A lot of people asked for more crochet posts, so I’m going on a crochet ramble across cyberspace!

Made by Allyson Mitchell.

When I tell people I knit and crochet this is what they assume my house looks like.

beefranck:

fuckyeahcraft:

Found on a blog via google search, I have no idea of the origin, but awesome right?!  

A lot of people asked for more crochet posts, so I’m going on a crochet ramble across cyberspace!

Made by Allyson Mitchell.

When I tell people I knit and crochet this is what they assume my house looks like.

(Reblogged from beefranck)

Got on the blue line at O’Hare. One homeless man remarked on how horrible another smelled. I relocated. A homeless man with puke running down the front of his shirt got on. I got off.

Welcome home!

Last night I introduced my two BFFs and their families. The two year-olds hit it off just fine, although Ari here was way more interested in Audrey’s extensive high-heels and other accessories collection.

The best part - other than his dad repeatedly putting the shoes back on them when they fell off - is his mom posting this to Facebook with the caption,”Baby I was born this way.”

Last night I moved to another friend’s house and another two year-old. It’s very hard to play catch with a caged monkey.